Howdy, I’m Kristin & I live in constant anticipation of being asked to talk about myself. I’m so glad you’re here.

If there is one thing I have, It’s the fucking audacity.

One time I convinced an elevator mechanic to let me ride on top of the car Mission Impossible style just after they had finished fixing it.

I flew 4,610 miles to go on a date with someone I met 48 hours prior.

Three years ago I decided I can do anything I set my mind to and nobody could stop me. Here I am, 6 stone lighter, 2 half marathons completed, chasing my dreams aggressively.

& If I didn’t have chutzpah,
at least I’d have
my obsessions.

Currently i’m searching for the balance between grass fed, pasture raised, eggs and eating sour candy until the roof of my mouth bleeds.

I’ve helped to find over 40 dogs their forever homes in Denver. This is my proudest accomplishment.

& If I didn’t have hobbies, I’ll always have my delusions.

I’m almost never worrying about what could go wrong—because, in my mind, every potential disaster is equally a montage-worthy comeback story.

I’ve traveled to 18% of the world—because clearly, the universe wants me to achieve global domination one passport stamp at a time.

When given the choice between swimming a mile and a half across a lake at sunrise or sleeping in on vacation, i’ll be soaking wet at breakfast - because I believe I’m training for an Olympic medal no one’s invited me to compete for.